最近刚过新年，虽然不免俗许下了新年新希望，但我们也不傻，隔天早上在床上醒来，都知道我们还是原本的那个自己。成年人的生活，无非就是充满各种痛和累，腰痛，背痛，头痛。身累，心累，灵魂累。30 岁以後的生活，多了历练，多了成熟，曾经幼稚的痛苦，都转换成习以为常的小确丧，虽然日子依旧起起伏伏，但我们却学会用优雅的姿态，去接纳这个不那麽完美的自己。
网友们在网路上，也分享了对於成年生活的种种心声，新的一年，忙碌之余别忘了偶尔舒压抱怨，也是一种苦笑爱自己。
#1
「我每天的早晨行程，包括坐在床上十分钟，思考着自己到底有多累。」
my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed n thinking about how tired i am
— PAPI J 🍒 (@JustinnBrownnn) November 18, 2018
#2
「我要对我在 18 岁时，所有骂说很老的 30 岁人士道歉。」
I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 30 when I was 18.
— M (@adventurousMug) February 13, 2021
#3
成年人说的「不好意思，我明天还要早起工作。」，就相等於我们小时候说的「我妈说不行。」
“Sorry I gotta be up early for work” is the adult equivalent of “my mom said no”
— Karanveer S. Pannu (@KaranveerPannu) August 26, 2020
#4
「30 岁，基本上就是早上起来觉得头昏脑胀，怀疑自己可能有点小感冒，但同时又觉得这是否只是成年人的日常状态。」
Your 30s is basically waking up every morning wondering if you’re coming down with a cold or if this is just how you wake up now.
— happiness_amplified (@xcolorstorm) April 23, 2019
#5
「为什麽地毯这麽贵？枕头也是，窗帘也是？为什麽垃圾桶不到一下就满了？为什麽我花了这麽多力气在清理厨房？这些灰尘到底他妈哪里来的？」
why are rugs so expensive? pillows? curtains? why does the trash can fill up so fast? why do i have to clean my kitchen so much? where the fuck is all this dust coming from???
— isabel (@isabelfulla) October 8, 2020
#6
「我年纪越大，越能理解我妈说的那句：『我要进去躺一下。』」
The older I get the more I understand why my mom always said “I’m going to go lay down”
— Domm🏄🏾♂️ (@Kozher_FG) June 29, 2021
#7
「变老的症头之一，就是你宁愿白天喝酒，也不要晚上通宵跑趴。」
I think getting older is when you'd rather day drink than go out all night.
— kyle (@itsdjluigi) January 10, 2018
#8
「我会争取那种只有两到三分钟的赖床时间。我的闹钟会在 7:35 响起，我会把它按掉然後告诉自己『妈的我要睡到 7:38 再起床。』」
I really be trying to take 2-3 min naps in the morning, my alarm will go off at 7:35 and i’m like “shit i’ll get up at 7:38“
— Alex Dransfeldt (@alexdransfeldt) February 19, 2019
#9
「我最爱的童年回忆，就是不会背痛。」
my favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting
— M B (@MoBaigz6) January 5, 2020
#10
「我的人生 50% 花在思考现在喝咖啡会不会太晚，50% 花在考虑现在喝酒会不会太早。」
My life is 50% wondering if it's too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it's too early to drink alcohol.
— Emm🖤✨ (@Emilia26774099) September 14, 2021
#11
「我爸妈 27 岁：结婚，生了几个孩子，拥有一栋房子。
我 27 岁：我要用手机 APP 叫吃的，这样我就不用和任何人类讲到话。」
Parents at 27 :married, multiple kids, house
Me at 27 :I prefer to order food through an app so I don't have to speak to any other humans
— Nash Ngoepe (@cia_nash) October 27, 2020
#12
「17 岁的时候：从家里偷溜出去派对。」
37 岁的时候：从派对偷溜回家去。」
Age 17: sneak out of the house to go to a party
Age 37: sneak out of a party to go home
— Not Matt Moscona (@NotMoscona) September 19, 2019
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